Scientists Prove Jesus Walked with Dinosaurs
From the Daily Squib:
PETERSBURG - Kentucky - A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.
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More Great Bible Facts
- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.
- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.
- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).
- Noah’s Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.
- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.
- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.
On July 6th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Quoting from this news item…
“A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs….Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes….”
After reading ths, two questions immediately come to mind…
1. Just who specifically are the “prominent scientists and paleontologists” and from what schools were they graduated?
2. What exactly is the “groundbreaking evidence” for these assertions, particularly the one about a blond-haired and blue-eyed Jesus?
Just kidding.
There are no serious questions possible from these lunatic assertions.
They are the fanciful imaginings and blithering nonsense of seriously impaired people who are completely divorced from the material world the rest of us live in.
Let’s hope they can be encouraged to seek help.